Drama Buffaloes

Thanks to Siri misunderstanding “Trauma buffer”, I have now created a new animal: the drama Buffalo.

The drama Buffalo travels in a herd. It curly hair knots everything together, making everything into a histrionic mess. It gloms on to other people in its herd, causing all of the drama to mix together. It makes sure that, no matter the size of its group, all of the drama (no matter where it begins) ends with being involved with it. It makes obnoxious braying noises and feigns innocence as it repeatedly brings its tangled mess everywhere with it.

Know any drama buffaloes?